Jhoota pene se...!

Hindi Funny SMS

Faraz is told that sharing a drink is a sign of deep affection — and his friend uses this wisdom to drain his entire Pepsi.

Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!

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