Pakistan ne jo atom bomb

Hindi Funny SMS

Teacher's trick question about Pakistan's 'bomb' that India turned into a pencil; the students answer: Adnan Sami.

Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?

STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p

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