Nagative answer

Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

A grammar trick joke where a boy's double-negative accidentally admits everything.

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."

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