Khatarnak game

Hindi Funny SMS

Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company.

Ek larki dosri se...!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main

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