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How to impress a girl / boy
How to impress a girl
>Respect Her
>Honour Her
>Love Her
>Protect Her
>Care For Her
How to Impress a boy
>Just smile once
>Game over
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- A Guy and girl in a library
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- A guy who truly love his girl
- Girl wearing a very short skirt
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- New style of proposing a girl
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- Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
- Girl's best asset
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- Call a girl pretty or ugly
- Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Learn To Express Rather Than Impress Expressing Evokes A "Me Too" Attitude While Impressing Evokes A "So What" Attitude Feel d Difference
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A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]
An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
Till the end of time... In a world so close to me... I'm just so in love... With a girl who's in my heart... I Love U...
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A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!â€. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]
Beautiful words said by a boy to her lover. 'The next girl i will ever love on earth will be our daughter':-*
A guy who truly love his girl, Doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart..!
A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.
Every girl wants a guy Who hugs her when they're watching a scary or romantic movie, Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold, Who will always be the one to make her laugh, Most importantly he will love her for who she is..!
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A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]
"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"
Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Think.. ? ? ? ? Think Hard.. ? ? ? ? ? Click here for answer
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A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend " You Are As Useless As. . . . . . . ''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P