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Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

2. Sardar was wearing mosquito net

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi

3. A girl is like a bird!

A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]

4. Grammar freak girl ...

A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend " You Are As Useless As. . . . . . . ''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P

5. Short thing gets longer

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole What is it? Click here for answer!

6. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

7. Anger is a short madness.

Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin long standing relations.

8. Too short to be unhappy

Love deeply and forgive quickly take chances give everything have no regrets cause life is too short 2 b unhappy

9. Life is very short .. happy birthday

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Dont lose your confidence Go always ahead. Happy Birthday

10. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

11. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

12. Being frustrated by short range failures

You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures.

13. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

14. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

15. Life is too short.

Life is too short. If we work Good. OR If we work Bad. In 2 cases life will end. SO if we work good than we are died peacefully.

16. Short Summary of April Fool

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17. Long,sweet,short & strong Love

"Long" love is Mother's love "Sweet" love is Father's love "Short" love is Lover's love But "Strong" love is FRIENDSHIP LOVE. So always Love me.

18. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

19. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

20. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

21. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

22. Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

23. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

24. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

25. Girl's best asset

A girl's best asset is her 'Lie'Ability"

26. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

27. A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

28. Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

29. Change a Girl Into a Women.?

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Think.. ? ? ? ? Think Hard.. ? ? ? ? ? Click here for answer

30. Understanding a girl is like

Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s At the stage of 99% completion... you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE Try again

31. How to impress a girl / boy

How to impress a girl >Respect Her >Honour Her >Love Her >Protect Her >Care For Her How to Impress a boy >Just smile once >Game over

32. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

33. A girl's status at facebook

A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone