Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

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1. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

2. Cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

3. Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

4. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

5. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

6. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

7. Asman hum se naraz hay

Aasman Hum Se ¢â‚¬Å“NARAAZ¢â‚¬Â Hai *T*A*R*O*O*N* Ka Gussa Bhi ¢â‚¬Å“BE-HISAAB¢â‚¬Â Hai.. Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh ¢â‚¬Å“SAB¢â‚¬Â.. ~ Kyun Kay ~ ¢â‚¬Å“CHAAND¢â‚¬Â Se Behtar ¢â‚¬Å“DOST¢â‚¬Â Jo Meray ¢â‚¬Å“PAAS¢â‚¬Â Hai.. !! :-)

8. wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

9. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

10. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain

11. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

12. 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

13. Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

14. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

15. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

16. Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?" Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko... Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo Husband: peeche line mein lag […]

17. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

18. 1 horror movie dekhi

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

19. Murday say lipat kar roti hain

Husband: jab men mar jaon to hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana... Wife: wo Q? Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy say lipat lipat kr roti hen...

20. Pehla aadha shabd bola hay

Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan

21. God ko miss call karna hai

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

22. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

23. Wow! itni lambi celebration

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

24. Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai? Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jaga di, woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

25. Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga

26. 1 kanjos tha

1 kanjos tha khalis kanjos bilkul kanjos bohut bara kanjos zabardust kanjos Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ? Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!

27. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

28. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

29. Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi, k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!

30. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

31. Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

32. Pyar se pyar mut kero

Tum Tub Tuk Pyaar Se Pyaar Mut Karo Ki Pyaar Tum Se Pyaar Na Kare Pyaar KoItna Pyaar Karo Ki Pyaar Kisi Aur Se Pyaar Na Kare?

33. 1 pathan airhostess se

1 sardar airhostess se, "Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!" Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara.. sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"