Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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