Cricket match, Wife and husband

Hindi Funny SMS

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"
tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!!!

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