Cricket match, Wife and husband

Hindi Funny SMS

A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television.

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"
tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!!!

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