Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

Hindi Funny SMS

Relationship disasters with a girlfriend mapped onto every type of cricket dismissal, from knock-out to clean bowled.

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
"knock out" Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
"run out"

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
"catch out"

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
"lbw out"

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
"stamp out"

Or kuch pedaishi "clean bold"
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

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