Puri botal na sahi,

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock-romantic curse SMS: instead of wishing the beloved fever, the sender settles for wishing them just a cold — because thinking of them made him sick.

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..

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