Load shedding ka waqt

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock notice asking Karachi residents and surrounding areas to curse KESC on a coordinated schedule, by local time zone.

Assalam-o-alaikum,

KARACHI ˜r Us K Mazafaat Mein
Light janey K Waqt Hua jt Hi,

Bqi Lg Apne apne Mqami Wqt
k M¹tbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

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    2. A satirical list of benefits from load shedding — from job creation to mobile battery savings — presented as a KESC public service. Load shedding k fawa'id: Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi. Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving. Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

  2. HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

    3. A mock blessing wishing so much light in your life that WAPDA (Pakistan's power utility) comes begging you for electricity. Her khushi, hansi mange ap se, Her phool, khushbu mange aap se, Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k, khud WAPDA connection mangay apse, "HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"

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  4. Sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay

    5. Roman Urdu SMS reframing being remembered only in need: if someone seeks light in the dark, they have made you their light. Agar koi tum ko sirf apni zarorut k waqt yaad karta hay to pareshan mat hona bulkay fakhar karna k us ko andhairon mein roshni ki zarorut hay aur woh tum ho.

  5. Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par

    6. Too busy to meet is fine — but at least let your SMS reach, just a sound to show you remember. Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo, Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo, Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par, Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

  6. Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein

    7. Hopeful Roman Urdu New Year SMS written in the last moments of the old year, suggesting this is the time to settle old grievances and start fresh. Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, […]

  7. Maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse

    8. Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

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    9. Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai. Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat, Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

  9. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

    10. A Roman Urdu poem where God's excitement about creation ends with a zoo comparison. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

  10. Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb

    11. Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

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    12. Waqt ki ho doop ya ho tez aandhiyan, kuch kadmo k nishan kabhi nahi khotay. Jinhe yaad karke muskura de aankhainn, wo log door ho kar bhi door nahi hotay.

  12. Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu

    13. Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha main tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tumhi pai to marta hu. I love you

  13. Waqt-e-dua main ek dua karon

    14. Waqt-e-dua main ek dua karon, main rab se ek eltija karon, tu khush rahe, tu shaad rahe, teray dil ka angar abaad rahay, tu har pal yun hi hansa kare, tu phulon ki manind khila kare, teri zindagi main koi ghum na ho, teri aankh kabhi num na ho, tujhey kisi se koi gila na […]

  14. Doston ki dastan jab waqt sunata hai

    15. Doston ki dastan jab waqt sunata hai, to hame bhi koi dost yaad aata hai, Bhool jate hain hum zindgi k ghum ko, jab aapke saath bitaya waqt yaad aata hai.

  15. Waqt guzrey ga hum bikhar jayenge

    16. Waqt guzrey ga hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge, hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge

  16. Ye waqt lamhe guzar jayenge

    17. Ye waqt lamhe guzar jayenge, zindgi Me Kuch kho kar Kuch payenge. aaj hum qareeb hain kal dur ho jayenge, per vada raha roz apki yadon me zaroor ayenge.

  17. Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo

    18. Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega, Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo, Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.

  18. Waqt apna mujhy sara day do

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  19. Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi

    20. Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe they hum, par ankho me nami si thi, saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi

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    21. Yeh sach hai k Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hain.. Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hain.

  21. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

    22. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

  22. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi

    23. Fine, maybe now isn't the time to remember me — but remember me anyway, just briefly, out of nowhere. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

  23. Puri botal na sahi,

    24. A mock-romantic curse SMS: instead of wishing the beloved fever, the sender settles for wishing them just a cold — because thinking of them made him sick. Puri botal na sahi, Ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam unhe […]

  24. The most romantic country of the world..?

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  25. Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai

    26. A mock telecom alert spoofing a recharge reminder to say: your love's validity is expiring, please send a cute SMS to renew. DEAR CUSTOMER: Assalam-o-Aliakum, Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai, Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen, FROM: LOVE CARE CENTER

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    29. A reminder that real friendship isn't like the power supply that disappears every two hours — this one won't cut out. Yad na kero gay to satayen gay, Rootho gay to manain gay, Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin, Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay

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  32. Never say "Hi" say Assalam-o-Aliakum

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