Benefits of Load shedding

Hindi Funny SMS

A satirical list of benefits from load shedding — from job creation to mobile battery savings — presented as a KESC public service.

Load shedding k fawa'id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

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