Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.

Hindi Funny SMS

An astrologer predicts six girls will enter a man's life and briefly makes it sound very exciting.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)

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