Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Hindi Funny SMS

A short punchline about the one thing that reliably makes Pakistanis happy every two hours, even if only briefly.

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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"Jub light aati hay."

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