If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan

If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!

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  1. Made in Pakistan

    2. Americans make a car & 2 get some touch ups They snd it 2 Japan & they add a faster engine Thn Japan sent it 2 UK Who then added tinted windows Who thn sent d car to China. They added a better interior. Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan. Pakistani luk @ d car […]

  2. In pakistan survey was done

    3. In pakistan survey was done: How many girls want to meet with Saquib Survey repot 5% says yes 0% says no 95% says kuhawab maat dikhao Humari aise kismat kaha

  3. Handling empty cover in Japan and Pakistan

    4. Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]

  4. What PAKISTAN means ?

    5. Do you know what Pakistan means? No?? ok let me tell you P->Perfect A->Aimbitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation Happy Independence Day

  5. I love PAKISTAN

    6. I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN

  6. Pakistan Zindabad

    7. People thinks war is a Competition Between Weapons, People, Forces or Nation, But its a Battle of PRAYERS before ALLAH between Our Mothers and Thier Mothers. The Question is, Whose SON will come back with Flag in his Hands and whose SON come back with FLAG Cover his Body. I was told at my Birth […]

  7. New quomi tarana of Pakistan

    8. Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash […]

  8. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008

    9. Meaning of Pakistan in 2008 P = Petrol 68.89 A = Aata 26 rs kg K = Khudkash hamle I = Ilm ki Kami S = Sarko Pe Pani T = Traffic Jam A = Awam Pareshan N = No Electricity

  9. Send Free SMS to Pakistan

    10. Our Web2SMS servers are currently offline for maintenance and upgrade.We will be back soon. Join our group and receive "SMS of the day" delivered directly into your mailbox. Email: We will update all our members when we are live, expect us to return shortly within 6 hours i.e (before 9:00 PM (GMT +5 / Pakistan […]

  10. Free Calls To Pakistan

    11. Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

  11. Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

    12. Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???

  12. Desperate to get married

    13. Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

  13. Devil challenged in a game of cricket

    14. The devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.

  14. I always think about U.

    15. I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That's all what my mama say to me:p

  15. *Nice patriotic story*

    16. *Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

  16. When you have to walk alone

    17. Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone, Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone, So Never Be Emotionally Attached With Anyone. You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone

  17. Your network tariff has changed!

    18. Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

  18. Loss leaves us empty

    19. Loss leaves us empty But Learn not 2 close ur Heart & Mind in grief Allow life to replenish U. When sorrow comes it seems Impossible But New joys wait 2 fill d void...

  19. I always think about U

    20. I always think about U. . . . I can't live without U. . . . I really need U. . . . I'm totally mad about U. . . . I just wanna be with U. . . . I'm very desperate for U. . . . I'm crazy 4 U. . . . […]

  20. Monkey can read SMS in my country

    21. American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country. Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country. Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

  21. So I Am Texting You..:P :P

    22. Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ? Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World. Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..:P :P

  22. A pakistani man goes for fishing

    23. A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the […]

  23. The way guided by Allah

    24. If you will carry on the way guided by human, you will find a HOPELESS END. But if you will carry on the way guided by Allah, you will find an ENDLESS HOPE.

  24. Walk the way guided by ...

    25. "If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find a hopeless end. But If you walk the way guided by ALLAH, you will find endless hope"

  25. Guiness Book Of World Record

    26. Guiness Book Of World Record Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya Record Qaim Kiya . . . . . . " Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

  26. Falling in love is a sweet ambition

    27. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's decision !

  27. Difficulty in every chance

    28. "A hopeless person feels difficulty in every chance" & "A hopeful person feels a chance in every difficulty" [Hazrat Ali (A.S)]

  28. How Pakistani professors speak english

    29. How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]

  29. Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

    30. Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death "Today is the black day of my life and same for Pakistan because I lost my princess colleague and Pakistan lost her Pakistani." - Bill Gates.

  30. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    31. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

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  32. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

    33. A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."

  33. Sardar Joined a new job

    34. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"