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  3. I've changed my mind!

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    6. Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your Heart.!

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  9. Free Calls To Pakistan

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  10. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

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  12. if sumone calls u crazy

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  16. Can I make a call to my wife?

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  18. Make someone special this Sunday

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  19. Y R U SENDING MSGs 2 dat person?

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  21. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

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  22. If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan

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  25. We will now upgrade your brain

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  26. Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller

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  29. U & I together

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  33. So please keep active my Heart

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