if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

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