Examples of stupid questions people ask

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Examples of stupid questions people ask..

1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?

2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?

3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?

4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?

5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?

6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?

7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?

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  2. Which one of us was the stupid one?

    3. My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)

  3. Stupid and beautiful at same time

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  6. Lot of things / questions / words / dreams

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  7. Life is so stupid

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  8. People live People die

    9. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

  9. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

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  10. Some people like sunday, some people like monday

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  12. People fall in love not knowing why or how

    13. People fall in love not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just love no matter how stupid u become.

  13. There r lots of people around u

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  14. Some people have nice eyes

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  15. People like U are found only once in a lifetime

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  16. Never hate people

    17. Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They are people who think that you are better than them.

  17. Never lie to people

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  18. If 100% of people love you

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  19. Successful people make money

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  20. Erasers are for people who make errors

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  22. People like u r remembered forever

    23. Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

  23. People like YOU always remain forever.....

    24. Beautiful flowers die.... Nice stories end...... Lovely songs fade........ .. Momeries are forgotten... .. All things comes to end..... But people like YOU always remain forever . . . . . . . . . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

  24. A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

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  25. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

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  26. People are made to be Loved

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  27. People trying to pull u down

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  28. You have to give up on people.

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  29. U MAY MEET PEOPLE

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  30. I love those people

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  31. U forgive people simply because ...

    32. Sometimes, you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.

  32. The most beautiful people

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  33. Only few people can

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