Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:

Diff B/W Commerce & Science Questions:
Commerce :
What Is Ur Name?
(10 Mrks)

Science:
What Is Ur Name & Its Origin?
Give Relations &Applied Aspects Along With It'S Logical Significance.
Also Explain With The Help Of Graph.
It'S Upper & Lower Limits.(1+1+1=3 Marks)

Banda Fail Nae Hoga To Kya Top Krega? =P =D

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