Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A sardar joke about a sleepless train night and a misunderstood berth exchange.

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

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