Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar insomnia exchange where the prescribed cure for not being able to sleep is simply to decide to sleep instead of waiting.

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

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