Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

Hindi Sardar SMS

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

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    5. Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao, "MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

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  7. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

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    9. Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay, Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay, ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay, Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay, . . . . . "AMMI BHOOT"

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    10. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

  10. Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai

    11. Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai. Apni yadon sey keho ki yun na sataya karain, Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai

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  12. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

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    16. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

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    18. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

  18. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

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    21. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  21. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

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  25. Sardar going to shikaar

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    34. Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]