Sardar drinking asli 7up

Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar G Dukandar Se.

1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.

Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p

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