Yoga affect on drinking habbit

Misc SMS Jokes

A yoga class joke where the teacher's advice produces unexpected drinking results.

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

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