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1. Yoga cured nervousness

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, " but now I can reach my […]

2. Habbit of talking in sleep

A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

3. Habbit of forgiving...

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes? Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

4. Head & Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family, But Remember that wife is the Neck of the family. & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :)

5. Positive thinking is like

Positive thinking is like..... U r standing on the middle of the road......... & suddenly a crow beats on your head.... But you remain calm... and thanks to God... that cows dont fly:)

6. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

7. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

8. A woman shoots her husband.

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer

9. Next to the heart to be loved

A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked on, Not from his head 2 be superior over, But from his side to be equal, Under the arm to be protected, and Next to the heart to be loved...

10. Happy Mother's Day Greetings For Wife

God has given me a woman that has proven to be a beautiful mother, a wonderful wife, and an amazing friend. I'm thankful to God for you being such a blessing in my life. Happy Mother's Day!

11. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

12. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

13. A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

14. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

15. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

16. Side effect of excess study

Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P

17. Wishing you a very happy woman's day!

A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles, smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did! Wishing you a very happy woman's day!

18. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

19. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

20. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

21. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

22. Funny Kiss Joke

Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

23. Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

24. Where does God live?

Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

25. Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

26. Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? Because Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said "Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

27. Pakistani And American

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

28. Success of any relation

The secret of success in any Relationship lies In turning 0ne alphabet upside down- 'ME' To Be Turned Into 'WE' ... =)

29. What is my age?

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

30. Effect of loving or hating persons

Loving hundred wrong persons may not even effect your life, but hating one right person will leave you a broken throughout your life. . .!

31. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

32. A man / woman speaks

As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..

33. Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.