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Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha ¢â‚¬Â¦
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50)
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
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