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1. A Memon on his death time

A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

2. Memon and banana shopkeeper

Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

3. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

4. 1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

A Memon stereotype joke: he finds something on the road and grumbles about how wastefully people throw things away. 1 memon road se guzar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur zoor se chillaya, kameenaay log poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

5. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

Memon's wife dies in the morning; he rushes to the kitchen and tells his daughter to cook one fewer breakfast. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

6. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

7. Memon boss 2 worker

A notoriously tight-fisted Memon boss rewards a hardworking employee with a bonus cheque — but the cheque is missing something essential. Memon boss 2 worker: Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai, is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon. Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

8. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

9. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Memon falls from the 14th floor and on the way down spots his wife cooking — shouts not to make his roti. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

10. Propose Day Jokes in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day joke SMS in which a boy's 'I love you' earns a slap and a promise of more. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai. Boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

11. If I can choose my brother in next life

A funny Rakhi message: I'd choose you as my brother in the next life — but only if you buy me a Mercedes. If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

12. Funny hindi new year gift message

Funny Hindi/Roman Urdu New Year SMS that tricks the reader into looking down for their gift — only to reveal the joke. Neeche Dekho Apna "New Year Gift" . . . . . . . . . . Kya Hua.. Nahi Mila... Aaj New Year Hai Kya? Chale Aaye Gift Lene. !!!

13. Pehla aadha shabd bola hay

A funny Roman Urdu miss you joke about a tapori's baby saying its very first half-word, with a punchline that earns the laugh. Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan

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16. Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

A Roman Urdu poem about wanting to kill a mosquito — then thinking twice. kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

17. Hindi New Year Joke SMS

Funny Roman Urdu New Year joke message pretending to confess all the mischief caused this year — then ending with a surprise twist. 2020 Mai Bohat Bar Aisa Howa Jab Maine Tumhe Tang Kiya Pareshan Kiya Mushkil Mai Dala Tumhara Mazak Uraya Magar Ajj Mai Sirf Ye Kehna Chahra Hu . . . . . […]

18. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko

A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night keeping it simple: no bedtime story tonight, just a matter-of-fact good night. Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

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21. Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

22. Elephant sat on mercedes

A car brand wordplay joke — when an elephant sits on the wrong car. What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ??? . . . . Everyone Knows "The Mercedes bends" ;->

23. Kia ap ne suna hay?

Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS styled as a breaking news item across every TV channel — the big announcement being simply 'Eid Mubarak'. Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh […]

24. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai?

Roman Urdu SMS posing four pointed questions about ego, repeated sin, broken faith, and neglected prayers — with no easy answers offered. Zindagi bewafa kion hoti hai? Wafa kernay ki saza kion hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dety hain KHOON Insan mein itni ANA kion hoti hai? Karta hun mein jis se bar […]

25. Dont read success story.

Dont read success story. Read only failure story, B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u

26. Dekho Meri Aankhon

An Urdu verse for someone who says no one has touched their heart. The footprints in the message tell a very different story. Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai, Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai, Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra, To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke […]

27. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

Very funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS about a goat smacking a goat, who responds with a Bollywood punchline: Singh is King. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha : : SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

28. Ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

Roman Urdu motivational message asking Muslims to carry themselves so well that observers wonder how noble the Prophet must have been. Agar tum muhammad (s,a,w) ki ummat sey ho Tu Apney kirdaar ko itna buland karo K Doosrey log dekh kar kahain Agar ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

29. Me + You = A gr8 story of " FRIENDSHIP "

A playful Roman Urdu equation turning every hardship into something manageable, simply by adding a good friend to the mix. Zakham + You = Marham, Tanhai + You = Mehfil, Tears + You = Smile, Raasta + You = Manzil, Nothing + You = Everything, Me + You = A gr8 story of " FRIENDSHIP […]

30. 3 sardar after exam

A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

31. Funny Promise Day Message

Very funny Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about one man's marriage promise to Perveen, while his heart belonged to Nasreen and his mouth to Mehreen. Shadi Ka Wada Kia Perveen Se, Warna Mohabbat To Thi Nasreen Se, Anjane Men Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se, Kia Haal Hua Tha Pocho Samreen Se, Ab Umeed Hai Sirf Noreen […]

32. I miss you

A darkly comic Roman Urdu miss you poem constructing an absurdly haunted scene — dark roads, graveyards, ghosts — just to say I miss you. Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey nikaltay hue khoon par baithe hue beemaar bacteria ki […]

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