1 Memon road se guzar raha tha

Hindi Funny SMS

A Memon stereotype joke: he finds something on the road and grumbles about how wastefully people throw things away.

1 memon road se guzar raha tha,
achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zoor se chillaya,
kameenaay log
poti b aesi kartai hen jaisay koi samoosa para ho..

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