1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

Hindi Funny SMS

Memon's wife dies in the morning; he rushes to the kitchen and tells his daughter to cook one fewer breakfast.

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

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