1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

Hindi Funny SMS

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,¢â‚¬Å“1 banday ka nashta kam banana¢â‚¬Â

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