Subah 5 baje phansi

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar is sentenced to a 5am execution and finds it genuinely funny — for a very practical reason.

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

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