Subah 5 baje phansi

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

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  1. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho

    2. Subah subah suraj ka sath ho, parindon ki aawaj ho, hath mein chaye or yaado me aap ho, us khush numa subah ki kya bat ho. GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY.

  2. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi

    3. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dharka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aankhon ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko, jo tumhe chhu kar hamare pass ayi.

  3. Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu.

    4. Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hun. Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hun. Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari.. Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hun.

  4. Woh subah ki thandak

    5. Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:p

  5. Aaj / kal / subah / shaam eid

    6. Aaj Eid Kal Eid Subha Eid Sham Eid Khuda Kare k Ap k Har Lamhe Ka Naam Ho Eid "Eid Mubarak"

  6. subah ka sweet salam

    7. ,"*",/),,/),"*", ,"*",( ';' ),"*", ,"*",(,,)(,,) Subha Ka,,"*" ,"*",Sweet, Sa,"*",, ,"*",Salam,"*", ,"*",,"GOOD",,"*", ,"*",MORNING,"*",

  7. 1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye

    8. 1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo foran kitchen me gaya or apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or bola,¢â‚¬Å“1 banday ka nashta kam banana¢â‚¬Â

  8. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

    9. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao... Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

  9. Har subah, teri muskurati rahay

    10. Har subah teri muskurati rahay har shaam teri gungunati rahay tu jise bhi mile is tarahe se milay ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahay!

  10. Is pyari si subah mein

    11. Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)

  11. Inam kis ko mile ga?

    12. Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: "Inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko" Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

  12. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

    13. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

  13. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

    14. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  14. Sardar want to apply!

    15. 1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job ..."

  15. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

    16. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

  16. Car ki speed kion barha di

    17. Sardar's wife: O sardar ji, yeh car ki speed itni kion barha di...?? Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai hain, is say pehlay k koi accident ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

  17. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    18. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  18. Iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna

    19. Tumhe zid hy k iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna Meri taqdeer mein rang-e-HinA tum ne nahi bharna Tumhe manzoor he shayad mera ghut ghut k he marna Tumhare faisaly per ab,sar-e-tasleem kham hoga Main apny hont see loon ga Yu he bekaif gee loon ga Tumhare hijer ki tasveer ko dil main saja loon ga […]

  19. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    20. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  20. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    21. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

  21. Subha se le kar sham tak

    22. Subha se le kar sham tak, Sham se le ker raat tak, Raat se le kar subha tak, Subha se phir shaam tak . . . . . . . Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

  22. A Ghazal by Husband

    23. Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, Wahi […]

  23. 1 takleef de skata hon?

    24. A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

  24. Qeema nikalne ki machine

    25. Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia. Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

  25. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

    26. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

  26. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

    27. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

  27. Guddu gana ga raha tha

    28. Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p

  28. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega

    29. Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega, Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna, bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

  29. Main churail hoon

    30. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

  30. Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

    31. Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

  31. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

    32. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

  32. Benazir aae gi...

    33. Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

  33. Have you caught the thief

    34. Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.