Inam kis ko mile ga?

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar watching a race asks a perfectly logical-sounding question about why the runners behind the leader are even bothering to run.

Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha:
"Inam kis ko mile ga?"
2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko"
Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

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