Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

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1. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

2. Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?

Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke. Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar […]

3. Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq.

Roman Urdu SMS citing Hazrat Ali: the same raindrop becomes a pearl in an oyster and poison in a snake, shaped by the vessel. Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k muu mein girta hey jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay, or seepi usay moti, Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq. HAZRAT […]

4. Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo

Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait. Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,

5. Aik bar karo na plz...

Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... aik pyara sa SMS!!!

6. Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo

Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo, Humko Yun Ishara Na Karo, Dur Hai Tumse Ye Majburi Hai Hamari, Tum Tanhaiyon Mein Yu Rulaya Na Karo.

7. Farz karo..!

farz karo tum chat per baithe apne baal sukhatey hoo. farz karo ke dhoop ka us din kuch kuch rang gulaabi hooo. farz karo tum baithe baithe gehri souch main kho jao. baal sukhana choord ke sar ghutnoon pe rakh kar so jao. farz karo us neend main tum ne dekha asai sapna hooo. bekal […]

8. Na rootha karo

Na rutha karo, kaha hum ne hazar bar usay Shaid who jaan chuka tha hamare dil ki baat.

9. Rulaya na karo

Is tara mein rahon aapki nigaon mein , Sada aap mujhe ishqe alam rulaya na karo........

10. Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga

Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga

11. Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo

Us ajnabi ka yun na intzaar karo, Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo, Roj nikla kare kisi ki yaad me ansu, Itna kabhi kisi se na pyaar karo

12. Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge, Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna, Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

13. Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo

Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega

14. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

15. Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo,

Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo, Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat karo, Log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai, apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.

16. Us dil say pyar karo jo tumhein dard day

Us dil say pyar karo jo tumhein dard day, Per us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhain pyar karay, Q k tum duniya k liyay koi aik ho, Per kisi aik k liyay sari DUNIYA ho.

17. is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

18. Meri chup se naraz na hua karo

Baray hi sarfrosh hua kartay hain, Haqiqaton ki aaghosh huwa karty hain, Meri chup se naraz na hua karo, Gehray samunder hamesha khamosh howa kartay hain

19. Sada Muuskurate raha Karo

Meri Laghzishen na Chuna karo Meri Ghaltiyan na Gina Karo, Ye Qadam Qadam ki Hudood kya Mere sath sath chala karo, main khulay mizaj ka shakhs hoon main takallufat se Marwa, ye jo Mehrbani ka lafz hai, ise tum na mujh se kaha karo, Kahin tum na ho jao besakun koi Bad'dua na tumhain lage […]

20. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

21. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

Four lines of sincerely written advice about love, friendship, and honesty — followed by a direct order to reply properly. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

22. Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to. Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi […]

23. Dil se chaho & zubaan say ghussa karo

Roman Urdu SMS with two daily rules: love with the heart not just the tongue, and keep anger in words not in feeling. AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN, 1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi, 2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,

24. Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako, mat chaho use jise tum pa na sako, Pyar kahan kisi ka poora hota hai, Iska to pehla shabad hi adhoora hota hai....

25. Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako,

Mat karo koi wada jise tum nibha na sako, Mat chaho usey jisey tum pa na sako, Pyar kahan kisi ka pora hota hay, Iska to pehla shabd hi adhoora hota hay

26. Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum.

Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum. thora danta bhi karo k sudhar jayain hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jayain hum.

27. Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai

Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumsey Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai?

28. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....

29. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo

A short Roman Urdu wisdom piece reminding us to seek provision in daylight and turn toward its Giver in the quiet of the night. Din ki roshni main "RIZQ" talash karo, aur RAAT ki tariki main "USAY" talash karo jo tumhain "RIZQ" deta hai.

30. Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye

Short Roman Urdu verse connecting Quran recitation, prayer, and the Prophet's Sunnah to a life that becomes well-ordered. Quran parho to dil khil jaye, Namaz parho to chehra roshan hojaye, Kitni dilkash hai Rasul-e-Khuda ki Sunnatain, Amal karo to zindagi sanwar jaye

31. Mere love letters wapis karo

A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain […]

32. Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne

Upbeat Hinglish Eid SMS about getting up fresh, dressing up, going out with friends, and wishing Eid Mubarak to everyone you meet. Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne. Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

33. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na