tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,

Hindi Funny SMS

A short revenge curse in Roman Urdu: the punchline is wishing the person severe stomach trouble with nowhere to go.

tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

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  2. Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum

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    4. Roman Urdu ghazal declaring that real love is private and loyal: written for one person alone, never performed or put on display. Badnam Zamane main Mohabbat Nahen Karte, Dil Waly Tu Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahen Karte, Ek Bar Jisy Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir, Ham Log Amanat Main Khianat Nahen Karte, Tanhai Main […]

  4. Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon

    5. A Roman Urdu love message swearing every moment to one person. For when Urdu says what English cannot quite manage. Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

  5. Shaam e Gham Ki Qasam

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  6. Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna

    7. Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna, Agar tanha ho kabhi tho mehsus hume karna Khushiya baatne ko tum dost hazaar rakhna, Magar gham batna ho toh hume yaad karna.

  7. Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

    8. Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

  8. Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.

    9. An astrologer predicts six girls will enter a man's life and briefly makes it sound very exciting. Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)

  9. Jab say tumhain jana hai,

    10. Every prayer includes the recipient's name — not out of affection, but to ask the Almighty what kind of specimen He managed to create. Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, Taa kay pochon rab say, . . . . Yeh kaisa namoona banaya […]

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    11. Bhulana tumhain na aasan ho ga, Jo bhulay tumhain wo nadaan ho ga, Aap to bastay ho rooh main hamari, Bus aap hamain na bhulana yeh aap ka ahsan ho ga..

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    12. Usy ye baat samjhao tumhain koi yad karta hai, kabhi to milne ajao tmhy koi yad karta hai. Hamare sheher se jab tm gye thy hum ne na roka, hamare dil se mat jao tmhy koi yaad karta hai. Tumhare naam ki har shay wahin mojud hai lekin, kabhi khud bi chale aao tumhe koi […]

  12. Hardest mile i ever walked

    13. THE HARDEST MILE I EVER WALKED WAS THE 0NE AWAY FrOM YOU

  13. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga

    14. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhain woh nadaan hoga. Aap to basti ho rooh mein hamari, Aap humain na bhulain ye apka ehsan hoga.

  14. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

    15. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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  16. Tumhain dekh ker eid kerta hai koi

    17. A message carried through the moon — someone out there still marks the day as Eid simply because they got to see you. Aye Chand… Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna….! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj […]

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    18. ArZo0 HaY TumHAin Do0R Se DekHNay KI, MAgEr PasS NaHi AaNa ChAhTa, TaMaNnA NaHi tuMHain PANAy ki, MAgeR KhoNA BhI NAHi CHAhTa...

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    19. Woh Mile Humko Kahani Bankar, Dil Me Rahe Pyar Ki Nishani Bankar, Hum Jinhe Jagah Dete Hain Aakhon K Andar, Wo Aksar Nikal Jate Hai Pani Bankar

  19. Inam kis ko mile ga?

    20. A Sardar watching a race asks a perfectly logical-sounding question about why the runners behind the leader are even bothering to run. Race dekhte howay sardar ne dosray se pocha: "Inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd:"Sub se agey waley ko" Sardar tu phir peechay waley kion bhag rahe hain?

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  21. Gham ney hasney na diya

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    23. Roman Urdu motivational message asking Muslims to carry themselves so well that observers wonder how noble the Prophet must have been. Agar tum muhammad (s,a,w) ki ummat sey ho Tu Apney kirdaar ko itna buland karo K Doosrey log dekh kar kahain Agar ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

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    28. Par haste haste Kabhi woh bhi roye honge... Yadon me hamari woh bhi khoye honge, khuli aankhon se kabhi woh bhi soye honge, Maana hasna hai Aada Gham Chupanay ki, par haste haste Kabhi woh bhi roye honge...

  28. Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata

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  29. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

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  30. 1-jan-2027 ko ... saza sunai jati hai

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  31. Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

    32. A Roman Urdu poem that ends with studying as the worst punishment of youth. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

  32. Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI

    33. Warm poetic Hindi Holi SMS wishing that the colors of life and friendship's rangoli never fade. Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

  33. Koi achhi si saza do mujhko

    34. A long, raw plea to a lover — punish me, forget me, burn my image from your heart, or just let me sleep beside you. Koi achi si SAZA do mujhko! Chalo aisa karo BHULLA do mujhko! Apne DIL me basi TASVIR meri! Aisa karo JALA do usko! Meri WAFA pe agar SHAK hai tumko […]