Aisi apni wife ho

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Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya, Janay wala jaldi main tha, mil ker jana bhool gaya, Mur, murr ker dekha tha usnay jatay rastay main, Jesay usnay kehna tha kuch, jo wo kehna bhol gaya, Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhain ponch raha tha anchal se, usko gham tha itna ziyadah, khud wo roona bhool […]

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4. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

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6. Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do

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7. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

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8. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

9. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

10. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

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12. Hum apni rooh ...

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13. Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna

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14. Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

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15. Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

16. Ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay

Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasain gay, Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki, ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

17. Samjha do apni yadoon ko

Samjha do apni yadoon ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain, aap to dur reh kar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hain

18. Kuch apni taqdeer se dur lagta hai

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19. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

20. Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain

Aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin patay, Hont magar kuch bhi keh nahin paatay, Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain, Koi hay jis k bina hum rah nahin patay.

21. Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai

Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai, Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.

22. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

23. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

24. Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho

Kitno ki taqdeer badalni hai tumhein Kitno ko rasto pey lana hai tumhein Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho In lakeron say agay jana hai tumehin

25. Wife: If I die what will u do?

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

26. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

27. I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

28. Wife said I'm dying

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29. A man found his wife having affair with a guy.

A man found his wife having affair with a guy. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola- tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!

30. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

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31. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

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32. You are seeing my wife

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33. Wife treats husband

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