Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

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    2. Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo, Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo, Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par, Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

  2. Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya

    3. Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya, Janay wala jaldi main tha, mil ker jana bhool gaya, Mur, murr ker dekha tha usnay jatay rastay main, Jesay usnay kehna tha kuch, jo wo kehna bhol gaya, Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhain ponch raha tha anchal se, usko gham tha itna ziyadah, khud wo roona bhool […]

  3. Gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

    4. Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe, kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe, khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya, lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe, jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se, gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

  4. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

    5. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se […]

  5. Aisi apni wife ho

    6. Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub […]

  6. Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

    7. Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad, Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

  7. Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham..

    8. Kala gull kala khazan kala bahar sham.. Kala za da yar pa stargo k khumar sham.. Kala kala me da zaana zargay tor she.. Kala kala da ashna da ghaary haar sham.

  8. Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai

    9. Sans lainay se teri yaad aati hai, Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai, Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he, Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,

  9. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

    10. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

  10. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

    11. aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........

  11. Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do

    12. Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do Tum apni shaam ki tanhaiyan mujhay day do Mein doob jaon tumhari udas aankhon mein Tum apnay dard ki gehraiyan mujhay day do

  12. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

    13. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

  13. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

    14. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

  14. Hum apni rooh ...

    15. Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz.... Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha...

  15. Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna

    16. Apni Manzil Pe Pohanchna Kisi Moa'jzey Se Kam Nahi 'Faraz' Raah-Guzar Pathar K Hain Aur Hum-Safar Seeshey Ka ... !!!

  16. Ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay

    17. Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge, har pal apko hasain gay, Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki, ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

  17. Samjha do apni yadoon ko

    18. Samjha do apni yadoon ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hain, aap to dur reh kar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hain

  18. Kuch apni taqdeer se dur lagta hai

    19. Mohabbat ki zanjeer say dur lagta hai, kuch apni taqdeer se dur lagta hai, Jo mujhey tum se juda karti hai, Haath ki us lakeer se dur lagta hai...

  19. Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni

    20. Daikhna mujhe aur dair talak daikhty rehna, Phir tasawur main khud se sharmaty rehna, Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni, Sharmana ghabrana khud ko chupaty rehna, Aaj taqdeer ke zulm ki intaha hai nashtar, Bichar gaya, socha jisy apnaaye rehna

  20. Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain

    21. Aankhon ki zuban woh samajh nahin patay, Hont magar kuch bhi keh nahin paatay, Apni bay basi kis tarah kahain, Koi hay jis k bina hum rah nahin patay.

  21. Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai

    22. Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai, Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.

  22. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

    23. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

  23. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

    24. Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju, Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay, Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath, Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

  24. Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho

    25. Kitno ki taqdeer badalni hai tumhein Kitno ko rasto pey lana hai tumhein Apni hath ki lakeron ko mat dekho In lakeron say agay jana hai tumehin

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  26. Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai

    27. Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai, Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon, Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

  27. Yoga affect on drinking habbit

    28. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

  28. Yoga cured nervousness

    29. A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, " but now I can reach my […]

  29. Never KISS a lady police

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    32. Labon ki sersarahat se. badan k choor hony tak. Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon. K meri saans ruk jaye. Khataon par khata'ain hon. Na ho kuch baat kehne ko. Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun. K meri saans ruk jaye. Na himmat tujh main ho baqi. Na himmat mujh main ho baqi. Magar itna […]

  32. Han yeh such hay...

    33. Han ye sach he k mujy tumse mohabbat he.. Ye b sach he k me tumhari chahat hun. Per meri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nahi.. Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi.. Apni zat k is pahlu sey aj milwaun tumhen.. Me kya hu kesi hu zara batlaun tumhen.. Me apni […]

  33. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

    34. Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.