Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

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  1. Funny Kiss Joke

    2. Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

  2. Girlfriend & police

    3. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  3. How To Do French Kiss / Tongue Kiss

    4. French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

  4. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

    5. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

  5. How To Do Single-Lip Kiss / Romantic Kiss

    6. To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It's an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you'll send tingles up and down your sweetie's spine.

  6. Beauty of the Lady

    7. The willingness to listen, the patience to understand, the strength to support, the heart to care & just to be there.. that is the beauty of a lady! Happy Women's Day!

  7. Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

    8. In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

  8. How To Do Cheek Kiss

    9. The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you's or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Cheek Kiss is A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a […]

  9. How To Do Lip Gloss Kiss / flirty kiss for boyfriends

    10. This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or Chap Stick, then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

  10. That was our first kiss

    11. I stair into your beautiful brown eyes, I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body. And as I brush the hair out of your face, I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek, as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster. As you run your hands through my hair I lean towards […]

  11. A blessed KISS is on HEAD

    12. People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it:p

  12. 10 types of Kisses on Kiss day (13 Feb)

    13. Select any number between 1 and 10 and I will tell you the type of Kiss you are going to receive from me. Answers :

  13. Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

    14. Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

  14. Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

    15. What is the kiss in view....... Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips" Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY"

  15. I Want A KISS, please KISS me

    16. I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!

  16. Kiss in Physics & Computer

    17. Kiss Definition in Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies" Kiss Definition in Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"

  17. How To Do Earlobe Kiss

    18. A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses, The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

  18. Kiss is fly from lips

    19. Kiss is fly from lips, Lips is wet also kiss, Dont miss a kiss it is a valve of this,

  19. I am like a Kiss , When I'm with You

    20. With this Kiss, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you ,I am like a Kiss, not because of it's beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with you…

  20. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,

    21. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko, Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko, Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha, Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.

  21. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

    22. True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

  22. How To Do Spider man Kiss

    23. Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

  23. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

    24. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

  24. Asked for a kiss

    25. Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p

  25. How To Do Butterfly Kiss

    26. To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly […]

  26. A kis is not a kiss unless

    27. A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues...

  27. How To Do The Secret Message Kiss

    28. The Secret Message Kiss: In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across.

  28. Kiss is like a stamp

    29. Specially dedicated to boys: A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn't go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai

  29. Full form of KISS MISS

    30. DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS K=KISS I=IS S=SO S=SWEET M=MISS I=IS S=SO S=SEXY THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY

  30. A kiss is something

    31. A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.

  31. Kiss me and you will see stars

    32. Kiss me and you will see stars .... Love me and I will give them to you.

  32. What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

    33. What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.

  33. A kiss...

    34. A KISS ... Can Be A Comma (,) A Question Mark (?) Or An Exclamation Point (!) ... That's Basic Spelling That Every Woman Ought To Know