Funny Kiss Joke

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say "stop and handsup".
Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. "
Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

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  1. Never KISS a lady police

    2. Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

  2. How To Do French Kiss / Tongue Kiss

    3. French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

  3. How To Do Single-Lip Kiss / Romantic Kiss

    4. To give someone a single-lip kiss, take one of their lips between yours and gently suck or tug on it. It's an awfully romantic kiss, and if you do it right, you'll send tingles up and down your sweetie's spine.

  4. How To Do Lip Gloss Kiss / flirty kiss for boyfriends

    5. This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends. Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or Chap Stick, then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too. For extra fun, surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

  5. 10 types of Kisses on Kiss day (13 Feb)

    6. Select any number between 1 and 10 and I will tell you the type of Kiss you are going to receive from me. Answers :

  6. A blessed KISS is on HEAD

    7. People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it:p

  7. A kiss...

    8. A KISS ... Can Be A Comma (,) A Question Mark (?) Or An Exclamation Point (!) ... That's Basic Spelling That Every Woman Ought To Know

  8. Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

    9. Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

  9. I am like a Kiss , When I'm with You

    10. With this Kiss, I reveal all my thoughts and feelings about you that I have withheld for so long. I feel when I am with you ,I am like a Kiss, not because of it's beauty, but because I am able to bloom and grow with you…

  10. Defining kiss in Geometry & Economics

    11. What is the kiss in view....... Geometry:- "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips" Economics:- "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY"

  11. How To Do Cheek Kiss

    12. The cheek kiss is exactly what it sounds like - a closed-mouth kiss against someone's cheek. Cheek kisses can be used as friendly greetings, flirty thank-you's or cute, unexpected ways to say good-bye to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Cheek Kiss is A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a […]

  12. I Want A KISS, please KISS me

    13. I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!

  13. Kiss is the key of love.

    14. Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

  14. Kiss in Physics & Computer

    15. Kiss Definition in Physics:- "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies" Kiss Definition in Computer:- "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"

  15. How To Do Earlobe Kiss

    16. A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses, The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

  16. Kiss is fly from lips

    17. Kiss is fly from lips, Lips is wet also kiss, Dont miss a kiss it is a valve of this,

  17. Funny Women's Day SMS

    18. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad

  18. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko,

    19. Apne dil ka dard batayain kiss ko, Kaun kya bhool gaya hai yaad dilaaye kiss ko, Ruth jaate to manana dushwaar naa tha, Jab wo tallukh hi naa rakhe to manain kiss ko.

  19. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

    20. True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

  20. How To Do Spider man Kiss

    21. Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spider man kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.

  21. That was our first kiss

    22. I stair into your beautiful brown eyes, I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body. And as I brush the hair out of your face, I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek, as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster. As you run your hands through my hair I lean towards […]

  22. How To Do Butterfly Kiss

    23. To give someone a butterfly kiss, get close to them so the tips of your eyelashes are touching theirs. Then blink very fast so your eyelashes flutter together like butterfly wings. It's a fun, cute thing to do while you're catching your breath from more traditional kisses. You can also give someone a solo butterfly […]

  23. A kis is not a kiss unless

    24. A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues...

  24. How To Do The Secret Message Kiss

    25. The Secret Message Kiss: In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across.

  25. Happy Kiss Day

    26. Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this. Happy Kiss Day

  26. What is a adult joke?

    27. Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

  27. What is a grownup joke?

    28. A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

  28. Full form of KISS MISS

    29. DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS K=KISS I=IS S=SO S=SWEET M=MISS I=IS S=SO S=SEXY THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY

  29. Short Kiss Day Message

    30. Love is heat. You are sweet. When two Lips meet. Love is complete. Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day

  30. Do u want to hear a dirty joke

    31. Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go... . . . A white horse fell in the mud

  31. A kiss is something

    32. A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.

  32. Never joke with brainless girls

    33. Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

  33. Today's Reality : (Not A Joke)

    34. Today's Reality : (Not A Joke) Big House But Small Family.! More Degrees But Less Common Sense. Advanced Medicine But Poor Health.! Touched Moon But Neighbours Unknown.! High Income But Less Peace Of Mind.! High IQ But Less Emotions.! Good Knowledge But Less Wisdom.! Lots Of Human Beings But Less Humanity.! Many Comedians,But None Are.. […]