Funny Women's Day SMS

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,
since it consists principally in dealing with men.

- Joseph Conrad

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  1. Funny Women's Day Messages

    2. You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

  2. Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen

    3. Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen

  3. Women's Day Advice For men & women

    4. For Women:To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. For Man:To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Happy Women's Day

  4. Funny Kiss Joke

    5. Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

  5. Funny interview questions about IQ

    6. Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

  6. Special Women's Day Message

    7. This is just my way of saying that you are a very special Woman in my life! Thanks!

  7. Happy Women's Day!

    8. To the woman of my dream: Thankfully in my life. I now in my arms. Happy Women's Day!

  8. Happy Women's Day to MOM!

    9. I make this to give it to the most special woman in my life. Love you mom! Happy Women's Day

  9. Women's guess described by Rudyard Kipling

    10. Woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty -- Rudyard Kipling

  10. She is a women, Respect HER

    11. U can get her love in the form of Sister, Friend, Beloved, Wife, in the form of Mother in the form of Grandmother..... so,.....Respect HER... She is a Woman! Happy Women's Day!

  11. Harder for a women to run away

    12. Did You Know . . .? That "HEELS" Are Man's Invention . . . . . . To Make It Harder For A Woman To Run Away. ;)

  12. Perfect look of girls/women

    13. GIRLS Want To Look Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys, But A WOMAN 0nly Wants To Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man

  13. Man on right & women on left

    14. Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!

  14. Funny Oxymorons

    15. Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]

  15. An Emotional Hug (Funny)

    16. After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!

  16. Funny fact of studies

    17. This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

  17. Funny line for advise

    18. Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

  18. 5 funny facts of life

    19. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

  19. Graduation speech (Funny)

    20. Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

  20. Funny graduation speech

    21. Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

  21. Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

    22. The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

  22. Funny Father's Day Message

    23. Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.

  23. Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

    24. Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]

  24. Funny Facts / Truths of life

    25. - No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]

  25. Funny thing about mothers and fathers.

    26. It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl

  26. Funny new year goal message

    27. My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.

  27. Funny way to propose via message

    28. I have Spent Many Sleepless Nights, In Your Love And i don’t want, My Son to Do same 4 Your Daughter, So lets make them Brother And Sister … "Happy Propose Day"

  28. Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

    29. Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

  29. Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

    30. Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]

  30. Wish Women's Day

    31. Across the miles Comes this wish from me to say You are special! Happy Womens Day

  31. Women's Day Wish

    32. As you set off for a new life together Here's wishing You smiles for every mile You cross together!

  32. Great Women's Day SMS

    33. By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation-less class.

  33. Sweetheart's women day greetings

    34. You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love! Sweetheart, you are so special to me! Happy Women's Day