5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.

Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.

You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.

Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p

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