Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

Related SMS

1. How Pakistani professors speak english

How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]

2. 11 Best Happy New Year Quotes SMS

Out of our collection here are Best New Year Quotes(Top 11) for Happy New Year 2021, we made this list based upon user interest, views and ratings.

3. Best Mother's Day Quotes / SMS / Phrases [Top 10]

As you may be browsing through our huge collection of "Mother's Day Special" Messages, quotes & everything. Let us make this easier for you to pick up the best Mother's Day Quote, SMS , Phrase, or wish. Below are the links to 10 best mother's day messages :- When I came home in the rain […]

4. Pakistani And American

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

5. A pakistani man goes for fishing

A pakistani man goes for fishing, catches a big fish. Comes home and askks his wife to cookthe fish. Wife says she can't as there is no gas, no electricity, no atta(floor) and no cooking oil to fry it in. Man goes and puts the fish back in the river. Fish comes up to the […]

6. Funny interview questions about IQ

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

7. Graduation speech (Funny)

Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

8. Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

9. Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

10. Funny Oxymorons

Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]

11. Funny Women's Day SMS

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad

12. An Emotional Hug (Funny)

After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!

13. Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

14. Funny line for advise

Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

15. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

16. Funny graduation speech

Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

17. Funny Kiss Joke

Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

18. Funny Women's Day Messages

You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

19. Funny Father's Day Message

Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.

20. Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]

21. Funny Facts / Truths of life

- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]

22. Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen

Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen

23. Funny thing about mothers and fathers.

It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl

24. Funny new year goal message

My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.

World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and public action. It is on 5 June 2020. Peoples search & shares World Environment Day SMS, World Environment Day Slogans, World Environment Day Themes, world environment day 2020 slogan, world environment day 2020 themes, , and world environment […]

26. World Environment Day 2020 Theme

World Environment Day 2020 Theme The 2020 theme for World Environment Day will focus on 'Small Islands and Climate Change'. World Environment Day 2014 Theme was: The 2014 theme for World Environment Day was Think.Eat.Save World Environment Day 2012 Theme was: The 2012 theme for World Environment Day is Green Economy: Does it include you? […]

27. A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, White 2 ur teeth, Pink colour 2 ur lips, Silver colour 2 ur eyes, So keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

28. Have a Great Envitonment Day

Let the peace of Nature flow in your life.. On World Environment Day and always ! Have a Great Environment Day Happy Environment Day 2020

29. The Best Environment Day Slogan!

The Best Environment Day Slogan! Save Earth, This Is The Only Planet With Girls !:-)

Here is an awesome collection of Rakhi SMS! for the event of Raksha Bandhan. Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the event of Rakhsha Bandhan celebrated in India on 2 August 2012. The collection includes free Raksha Bandhan messages, Raksha Bandhan SMS , Raksha Bandhan Quotes , Rakhi msgs, funny Rakhi SMS , […]

31. GIRLS STUPIDITY!!

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

Inspirational quotes SMS category will be catering the following needs of our visitors Inspirational messages, inspirational quotes poems, inspirational teacher quotes, graduation inspirational quotes, funny inspirational quotes, famous inspirational quotes, free inspirational quotes, short inspirational quotes and inspiration stories

33. The World Environment Day 2020 slogan

The World Environment Day 2020 slogan is "Seven Billion dreams. One Planet. Consume with Care.". The World Environment Day 2014 slogan is "Raise Your Voice Not The Sea Level". The World Environment Day 2013 slogan was "Green Economy: Does it include you?". The World Environment Day 2012 slogan was "Green Economy: Does it include you?". […]