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1. Funny graduation speech

Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

2. Your enemy's speech

Listen to your enemy's speech... Because your mistakes are well known by your enemies only.." -shakespeare-

3. Short Happy Republic Day Speech

Even As We Celebrate This Memorable Day In The History Of Our Mother Nation, Let Us Keep Checking On Our Underprivileged Brothers And Sisters On The Streets; Let Us Show The Beauty Of This Nation To Everyone Regardless Of Social, Economic Or Financial Background. Happy Republic Day.

4. Most Funny & Best Feature of iPhone 6

The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

5. Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

6. Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]

7. Funny Oxymorons

Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]

8. Funny Women's Day SMS

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad

9. An Emotional Hug (Funny)

After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!

10. Funny fact of studies

This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)

11. Funny line for advise

Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

12. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

13. Funny interview questions about IQ

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]

14. Funny Kiss Joke

Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

15. Funny Women's Day Messages

You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

16. Funny Father's Day Message

Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.

17. Funny way to propose via message

I have Spent Many Sleepless Nights, In Your Love And i don’t want, My Son to Do same 4 Your Daughter, So lets make them Brother And Sister … "Happy Propose Day"

18. Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated […]

19. Funny Facts / Truths of life

- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]

20. Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen

Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen

21. Funny thing about mothers and fathers.

It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl

22. Funny new year goal message

My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.

23. What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as "Increment letter" and the attached file is […]

24. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

25. Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"

Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?" 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) choose translation from Arabic to English 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

26. Google or Yahoo ???

Santa:- 'Which is better? Google or Yahoo..?' . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ? Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on Google'... :D ;)

27. Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

28. My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers […]

29. Biggest and most repeated internet lie

The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz

30. Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

31. Jayengay car main, aayengay akhbar main

Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein‚!!

32. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

33. Perfect example of confidence:

Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : […]