My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

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  1. Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near.

    2. Near ones are not dear. Dear ones are not near. Itz easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones...!!

  2. Very difficult to forget the dear ones

    3. 'Near ones r not dear' 'Dear ones r not near' It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones. HAPPY Valentine's Day.

  3. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship

    4. Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship

  4. The most wonderful sisters of this world

    5. This msg is for the most wonderful sisters of this world ----badi and chhoti. Thank u didi for always being there on my side and for helping me in those infinite ways which I cannot even remember...

  5. Who is dear & near friend...

    6. Whos hot... Its U, Whos Charming... Its U, Whos Sweetest.. Its U, Whos Intelligent... Its U, Whos dear & near friend... Its U Whos a liar.. Its me

  6. A Bit Of Gap Between The Dear Ones.

    7. Never Make A Bit Of Gap Between The Dear Ones. Because You Will Never Bear The Pain... When The Gap Is Filled By Someone Else.. !

  7. That's u my dear valentine

    8. 48+2 Members can sit in a Bus. 5+1 can sit in a Car. 3+1 can sit in a auto 1+1 can sit in a Bike. Only 1 can sit in my Heart, That's 'U' My dear valentine

  8. Happy Hug Day to my dear one

    9. Since ur eyes are looking tired Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy Hug Day to my dear one.

  9. Last two words in yes dear

    10. Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"

  10. My Mother, my friend so dear

    11. My Mother, my friend so dear Throughout my life you're always near A tender smile to guide my way You're the sunshine to light my day

  11. Wishing my dear a happy hug day

    12. No matter where you are I'll always find my way to ? Hug you tight and shower you with my kisses I love only you!Wishing my dear a happy hug day.

  12. Scribbled by dear ones

    13. Nobody In The World Can Have A Crystal Clear Heart.!! Because Everyone's Heart Has Some Scratches Scribbled By Their Dear Ones

  13. Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

    14. Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very "Happy NEW YEAR"!

  14. Good Night dear friend

    15. Another day ends and we look forward 2 a new day with great anticipation. But a true friendship never ends whatever the passage of time. Good Night dear friend.

  15. O my dear Valentine

    16. O my dear Valentine Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

  16. If "special"means lovings, caring & dear,

    17. If "special"means lovings,caring & dear, If"special"means thoughtful too & if"special"means tender,gentle & kind, then special surely means U !

  17. Its me who live for you my dear valentine

    18. This is a moon which learns from you, That is a sun which respects you, There are stars which shine for you, And here, Its me who live for you.

  18. Happy New Year 4 u my dear

    19. Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear… Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

  19. "HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

    20. "happy birth da 2 U" May ALLAH give u lots of such joys & happy moments. May U live long & live happy. May worries, thoughts,angers & bad lucks remain away 4m u. I wish u good luck. A nice & lovely life 2 come. Bright & joyful future & all the goods that U […]

  20. A Guy and girl in a library

    21. A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

  21. What if I cheat you?

    22. Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!

  22. Girl falling from 80th floor

    23. A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]

  23. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

    24. In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

  24. Let your aim be better than before

    25. A.r rehman was asked at his award function: "which is your best music?" he replied, "my next music" so let ur aim be better than before.

  25. Some one asked about my past

    26. Some one asked about my past I replied - SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, His train is 7 minutes early, Calculate the suns mass :D

  26. Can kids of our age have kids?

    27. Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

  27. MONTHS After They Broke Up

    28. MONTHS After They Broke Up, He asked her: If he ever crossed her mind? She replied with: "You Never Left It" She asked him: If he still loved her? He replied with: "I never stopped"

  28. A girl & boy were sitting alone

    29. A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

  29. My nights are going sleepless

    30. My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?‚ GOD replied, “no dear, result is near‚

  30. Girl fully exhausted

    31. A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

  31. 3 new girl friends.

    32. Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

  32. Move on dude

    33. A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet: Dear Math, Im sick & tired of finding ur x Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone! Move On dude!

  33. Our love is heard like a ring tone.

    34. In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber cant reach at the moment.