My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

Funny SMS

A kindergarten joke about a boy who covers his ears when his girlfriend starts speaking.

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

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