Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

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1. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

A doctor writes a verse about the awkward reality of working at the same hospital as his wife — he's required to call her 'Sister.' Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

2. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

3. Sardar 2 doctor

A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

4. Doctor, medicine & pathan

A doctor prescribes syrup three times daily, but a Pathan has a simpler objection than most patients would. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

5. Doctor suggested full body Xray

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

6. A sardarji Doctor falls in love

A Sardar doctor writes a love letter to a nurse but the closing salutation makes clear that professional habit got the better of him. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

7. Child 2 dentist doctor

A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he […]

8. Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Heaven celebrated wildly when you were born — the angels were relieved their problems were finally someone else's. Jab ap paida howay, Tab akash se phool barsay, Parion ne jashan kia, Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae, or bolay . . . . Hamari jan chuti Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

9. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

10. muj ko chor kr janay walay

Sad longing Roman Urdu Eid SMS addressed to someone who left without warning, asking how this Eid will be faced without them. muj ko chor kr janay walay mera dil dokhanay walay bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho agar tm is eid pr […]

11. Ghussa ko pinay * qasoor maf karnay walay

Roman Urdu rendering of Quran Aal-e-Imran 134: those who hold back their anger and forgive others are among those most loved by Allah. Â AL-QURAN Â "Jo log ghussay ko pee jatay hain aur doosron k qasoor muaaf kar detay hain, aise naik log ALLAH Ko buhat hi pasand hain" (Aal-e-Imran:134)

12. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

13. Tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay

If hearts were made of glass, the one who shatters them would at least get cut too. Kaash bananay walay nay dil kaanch k banayai hotay Kam say kam tornay walay k haath mein zakham tou ayai hotay.

14. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

15. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

Mother-in-law's take on twins: children are now too scared to face Pakistan's problems alone, so they arrive in pairs. 1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

16. Tu to ghar ja..!

A Sardar and his son get lost in the jungle — the Sardar beats the boy and delivers advice that only makes sense on very slow reflection. Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . […]

17. Bhool gaye rastay bhi ghar k

A short verse about feeling so lost that even the wind no longer recognizes the way home. Hawa e dasht mughay aab tu aajnabi na Samagh Kay aab tu bhool gay Rastay bhe ghar kay mujhay

18. Nafraton k ghar nahi hote

Wo darakht jinper parindon k ghar nahi hote, dost jitne bhi hon motaber nahi hote, mare doston ki pehchan ha sirf itni, k un k dilon ma nafraton k ghar nahi hote.

19. Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Prayerful Sanskrit-register Hindi Diwali SMS for the home to glow with God's endless blessings and material wealth. Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.

20. Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye

Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye kuch to pakray gayai kuch hamare yaar hogaye

21. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya

Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya, Rusvaayiyon ko apna mukaddar banaa liya, Dekha hai yahan pathar ko poojtay hain loag, Iss liye apnay dil ko ham nay pathar banaa liya,

22. Tera dost chor hay kia?

A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

23. Tera dost chor hai kya

Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

24. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

25. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

26. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

27. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

28. Yeh Oxford kya hai

A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford […]

29. Lips pe infection

A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind. Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

30. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]

31. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

32. Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Boy recites lovesick symptoms to a girl; she tells him to see a doctor because those are dengue fever symptoms. Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

33. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .