Yeh Oxford kya hai

Hindi Munna bhai SMS

A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation.

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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