Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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  1. Is it Everything is fair in Love & War..?

    2. Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan: "Is it everything is fair in Love & War..?" in an epic sentence Tipu Sultan replied: It's an excuse of english people Our tradition is that, "Whatever is to be done in love & war, "should be fair.."

  2. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    3. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

    4. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  4. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    5. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  5. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    6. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  6. Impact of Movies

    7. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  7. Battery is ok

    8. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"

  8. Mushkil hota hai jawab dena

    9. Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai

  9. Difference between stress, tension & panic

    10. 3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

  10. Maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse

    11. Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

  11. Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

    12. Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota, Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota, Nazrain to har aik say milti hain, Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

  12. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

    13. Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

  13. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    14. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  14. All problems an apple can make

    15. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  15. Problems an apple can make

    16. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  16. Love is like two people holding a rubber band,

    17. Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s The Person Who Held On That Gets Hurt!!!!

  17. Aaj jab dard hua to wo bahot yad aya..

    18. Aaj rootha hua ek dost yaad aya, acha guzra hua kuch waqt yad aya, jo mere dard ko sine me chupa leta tha, aaj jab dard hua to wo bahot yad aya..

  18. Tomorrow exam's cheat today!

    19. Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

  19. Welcome the New Year

    20. Blooming Flowers Sparkling Crackers Colorful Night Sweetest Bite Smiling Faces Delicious Dishes Only Love, No Fear Let’s Welcome the New Year. @@Happy New Year@@

  20. If ur world is spinning around

    21. If ur world is spinning around and ur heart is beating fast.. Do u think its love? ? ? ? Na Munna Na it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

  21. Good Night

    22. G. Go 2 Bed O. Off d Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always

  22. Our aim in life should be [9 aims]

    23. Our aim in life should be 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 9 - glass drinking water. 8 - hrs sound sleep. 7 - wonders tour with family. 6 - six digit income. 5 - days work a week 4 - wheeler. 3 - bedroom flat 2 - cute children. 1 […]

  23. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

    24. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

  24. Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL

    25. 1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK

  25. The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

    26. Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

  26. New rules of life for 2020

    27. New rules of life for 2020 1. Haste Rehne ka. 2. Tension nai leneka. 3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive 4. Mast rehneka. 5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka. 6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka 7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

  27. Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

    28. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

  28. Difference between wife & saali

    29. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  29. 1 bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha

    30. Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha: bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai, pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.

  30. Complete ABCD

    31. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo, to pata chale ga k sub se pehle ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

  31. Phir aaj koi ghazal teray naam na ho jayai

    32. Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye, Aaj kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho jaye, ker raha hon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka, Isi intezar mei zindagi tamam na ho jaye, ab to nahi leta tera naam sar-e-aam is darr say, kahin naam tera badnaam na ho jaye, Mangta hoon dua jab tu yaad […]

  32. Saath chalne main jo maza hota

    33. Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum bhatakte rahe the raahon mein koi rasta pata chala hota Thaam leta humain bhi barh ke koi Haath hum ko koi mila hota Hum ulajhte nahi zamane se Ek jo Humsafar […]

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