Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

Munna bhai SMS

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Related SMS

  1. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

    2. Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

  2. Is it Everything is fair in Love & War..?

    3. Once a soldier asked Tipu Sultan: "Is it everything is fair in Love & War..?" in an epic sentence Tipu Sultan replied: It's an excuse of english people Our tradition is that, "Whatever is to be done in love & war, "should be fair.."

  3. Yeh Oxford kya hai

    4. A Munna Bhai word-dissection joke where "Oxford" gets broken down piece by piece into a very literal — and very wrong — Roman-Urdu translation. MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford […]

  4. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    5. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

    6. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  6. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    7. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  7. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

    8. Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. […]

  8. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

    9. Circuit mentions falling from the 20th floor as a child, and when asked whether he survived, admits it was too long ago to clearly remember. Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do […]

  9. Bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

    10. A Munna Bhai history joke where Circuit explains Gandhi's famous wardrobe choices through a comparison to a current Bollywood star. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

  10. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    11. A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  11. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    12. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  12. EXam's song by Munna bhai

    13. A funny Roman Urdu exam song narrated by Munna Bhai about students burning the midnight oil while the clock races toward the paper. EXam's song by Munna bhai: "Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

  13. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    14. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  14. Tera dost chor hai kya

    15. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  15. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    16. A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  16. Mushkil hota hai jawab dena

    17. Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai

  17. Impact of Movies

    18. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  18. Battery is ok

    19. After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"

  19. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

    20. A professor's classic brains-versus-buffalo question gets derailed before it can begin when Munna Bhai asks for the buffalo's date of birth. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

  20. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    21. Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara […]

  21. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

    22. A Munna Bhai college joke where the principal's escalating fine schedule for hostel visits prompts a sensible question about bulk pricing. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  22. Papar aur jhapar main farak

    23. Circuit challenges Mamu on the difference between a papad and a jhapad — and suggests the only reliable way to learn is through direct experience. CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

  23. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    24. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  24. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

    25. An encouraging Roman Urdu exam message reminding students that time is running out but two lines of reading are still better than none. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

  25. Maa ki nand ka bhai aap ka kon?

    26. A convoluted family-chain brain teaser that winds through in-laws, grandchildren, and aunts before landing on a surprisingly close answer. Dimag hay To Jawab do:- Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

  26. Difference between stress, tension & panic

    27. 3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant

  27. Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

    28. A Munna Bhai double-bad-news joke where the worse piece of information is not the prognosis — it's how long he's been trying to deliver it. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri […]

  28. Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

    29. Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota, Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota, Nazrain to har aik say milti hain, Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

  29. Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

    30. No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

  30. Santa and his wife in office

    31. Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi […]

  31. Sote hue ko jagayenge hum

    32. A playfully mischievous Roman Urdu good night promising relentless SMS bombardment until the reader gives up and smiles back. Sote hue ko jagayenge hum, Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum. Goodnight!

  32. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

    33. Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

  33. Maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse

    34. Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai