Battery is ok

After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

"Battery is OK"

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    2. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  2. Save girl friend number as low battery

    3. I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

    4. If you have seen "Munna bhai MBBS" or "Lage raho munna bhai", you must be aware of who Munna bhai is, and munna bhai tapori language, keeping in view of liking his style we have compiled munna bhai sms messages collection here.

  4. Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

    5. MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

  5. Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

    6. MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha

  6. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    7. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  7. Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

    8. Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he, ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he? Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

  8. My heart still beats for her

    9. Words of Lover Boy: My eyes know that i m not perfect match 4 him. But my heart has no eyes or ears, So it's been beating 4 her..

  9. Why women starts with W

    10. You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

  10. Impact of Movies

    11. Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

  11. Love begins with (today and yesterday)

    12. "LOVE" Starts from eyes Grows with gifts End with tears but 2day "LOVE" starts from mobiles Grows with balance share Ends with number busy

  12. Your Ears May Hear Lies

    13. Your Ears May Hear Lies.. But Your Eyes Will Always See The Truth !!

  13. Life starts INTENSE

    14. Life starts INTENSE, But Ends with SILENSE. Love starts with FEAR, Buts ends with TEARS. And Friendship starts HOWEVER, Will always Remain FOREVER.

  14. Life becomes romantic

    15. Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking At S0me 1 Silently .. But Life Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1 Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently

  15. Define a True Music Lover?

    16. Define a True Music Lover? A Girl singing in a Bathroom While Taking Bath and a Boy Near the Keyhole is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

  16. How To Do French Kiss / Tongue Kiss

    17. French Kiss is Probably the most famous kiss, the French kiss is an open-mouthed kiss where one person's tongue touches the other person's tongue. Also called a "tongue kiss," the French kiss easy enough to execute, but it can take years to master.

  17. Why we make friends ???

    18. Why we make friends ??? Cause they understand just by looking in ur eyes Cause u can say something stupid or expose ur deepest secrets to them Cause they believe in ur dreams, no matter how silly they may seem Cause they love u for what u r & finally everything u do together becomes […]

  18. Pair of eyes and ears

    19. I have a pair of eyes but cant C u everyday, i have a pair of ears but cant hear u every time, but i have Heart that Loves u every time, n says i love you.

  19. Wise saying of Hakeem Luqman

    20. From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.

  20. My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)

    21. In a school function A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands, when girl was about to start her speech Others asked him Why r you closing your ears? He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is gonna start her speech with . . . . . . My Dear Brothers […]

  21. Check returned back

    22. Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

  22. A man / woman speaks

    23. As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..

  23. Pair of heart to be found

    24. Do u know why nature made eyes in pair ears in pair hands in pair legs in pair but heart made single Its just because to find its pair itself.

  24. How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

    25. In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]

  25. Every Girls Dream..

    26. Every Girls Dream.. 1.Getting Kissed In The Pouring Rain. 2.Have The Hot Kiss Where You're Pressed Against The Wall. 3.Have The Guy That Thinks You Are The World. 4.Have A Good Guy That Holds On As Long As Possible When Giving Hugs. 5.A Guy That Whispers He Loves You In Your Ears. 6.Have That Moment […]

  26. How To Do The Secret Message Kiss

    27. The Secret Message Kiss: In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across.

  27. Do more than..

    28. Do more then belong - participate Do more then care - help Do more then believe - practice Do more then b fair - b kind Do more then 4give - 4get Do more then dream - work

  28. Practice aitakaf in last 10 days of ramadan

    29. Allah's Apostle used to practice a aitakaf in the last ten days of the holy month of Ramadan, May Allah removes all the hurdles and make it easy to follow our prophet.

  29. Are u sure u love me & no1 else?

    30. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

  30. Let love come to you

    31. Let Love Come To You, Be Patient. In Fairy Tales They Don’t Find Each 0ther Until The Last Page

  31. Not a matter of being the best

    32. Success isn't a matter of being d best & winning d race. Success is a matter of handling d worst & still finishing d race.

  32. A woman shoots her husband.

    33. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer

  33. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    34. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You