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Mobile texting with a low battery
Mobile Texting With 3% Battery
Is A Lot Like The Band Playing
While
Titanic Sank
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- A mobile is like women
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- Heart is mobile and u r sim
- Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom
- Friend ship is like a mobile sim.
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- Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai
- True love is like a boy playing Carrom
- I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
- Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
- I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship
- Titanic was sinking.
- 0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
- Could u fax me ur photo
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- GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us
- Guiness Book Of World Record
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- Life is all about a card game.
Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ? Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World. Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..:P :P
I Prefer Texting Over Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think About What To Say:)
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient's eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? "Battery is OK"
When a girl/boy falls asleep texting you, It doesn't mean you bore her/him. It just means she/he didn't want to end the conversation!
I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You
Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)
Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P
A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !
A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!
Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only
"FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...
A thousand things in between us.. Low Battery, Busy Network, No Coverage, No Time, Heavy Work. But still, when the Mobile Beeps, I think of U..
Darde Dil Mein Gham Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai, Tanhai Aksar Humse Milte Hai, Tum Ne Jabse Shuru Kiya Sms Karna, Kasam Khuda Ki Mobile Ki Battery Kam Chalti Hai
True love is like a boy playing Carrom Always afraid of losing his queen. And A girl playing chess risking everything just 2 protect her king.
txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u txt msg: ur madam's lover boy
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!
0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw Not only Because Its Always Fun With You But Also Because I Wouldnt Mind Going Down 2 See You Rising !!!
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:" If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed".!
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & Then sits back to see How we react to the CHALLENGES, So make the best move before CHECKMATE!
Guiness Book Of World Record Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya Record Qaim Kiya . . . . . . " Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P
Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it, it will hurt u a lot, really a lot!
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday. ~Gwen Stefani
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and lay from your heart. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our Success