I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb

txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead

txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u

txt msg: ur madam's lover boy

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