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Heart is mobile and u r sim
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
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****************** ****************** ****************** ******THE END****** You have just watched my new film "Taare mobile per" ;-)
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