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Taaray mobile per
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You have just watched my new film
"Taare mobile per" ;-)
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Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!
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txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u txt msg: ur madam's lover boy
Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]
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><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
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Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)
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look at the SUN & you c TIME.. look in the HEART & you c LOVE.. look in the EYES & you c LIFE.. look at ur MOBILE & c who's REMEMBERING U!!!
Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who's thinking of u! It's me.
Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who€™s thinking of u! It€™s me.
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81, 5 carore rupay, Apki beti se shadi, Usa ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.
A thousand things in between us.. Low Battery, Busy Network, No Coverage, No Time, Heavy Work. But still, when the Mobile Beeps, I think of U..
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This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u mere lal, mind blowing..... (u did it)
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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & A sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good Morning.