Taaray mobile per

Misc SMS Jokes

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Related SMS

  1. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

    2. Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

  2. Her bhikar k hath me mobile

    3. A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone. Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani" ka akhri sapna kya tha ? ? ? ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho, or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

  3. Same mobile phone chargers

    4. Life would be so much easier If everyone had the same mobile phone charger:-P

  4. Mobile texting with a low battery

    5. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  5. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    6. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  6. Modern Proposal in Mobile Era

    7. - Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You

  7. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    8. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  8. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    9. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  9. A mobile is like women

    10. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  10. New mobile lia hay

    11. A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  11. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    12. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  12. Heart is mobile and u r sim

    13. GIRL:My heart is like a mobile and you are the sim card BOY:I m very happy. . . Gal:dont b too happy. . . If I get a new offer I will change the sim card..!

  13. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

    14. A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

  14. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    15. A mock-offended SMS to someone who has a phone, a full inbox, and plenty of messages — yet never sends a single reply. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  15. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    16. A man on an unfamiliar phone agrees to every luxury purchase his wife proposes — then wonders who the phone belongs to. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk […]

  16. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    17. The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  17. Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

    18. Phone fully charged, eyes on the screen, battery ready — but the friends involved guarantee nothing is coming. SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai, Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai, Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai, per SMS aenge kesay? Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

  18. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    19. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  19. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

    20. Friendship with no charges, free calls, worldwide roaming, and a validity that never expires. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

  20. Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

    21. Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid. Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se Jazz B/F:Hello Darling Larki:Or Sunao UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun Larki:Tum Hi To Ho Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun Larki:Sub Keh Do Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy […]

  21. Bayghairut zameen per

    22. A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title. Congratulation! Amir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai Film Ka […]

  22. Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

    23. A cleric collects mosque donations from a film actor whose money is 'haram' — says they'll build the bathroom with it. 1 molvi film actor k pas masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.. Actor:ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa haram hai Molvi:G, ap k paiso se ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

  23. Yash Johar is producing a new film

    24. Yash Johar is reportedly casting for a new film and someone suggested your name. The movie is called 'Aqal Ho Na Ho' (Whether You Have Brains Or Not). Yash Johar is producing a new film, And is searching 4 new talent. I¢â‚¬â¢ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie¢â‚¬â¢s name is “AQAL […]

  24. I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

    25. txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u txt msg: ur madam's lover boy

  25. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

    26. Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

  26. 1 horror movie dekhi

    27. Husband describes a horror film where a creature circled him menacingly; wife asks which film — it was their wedding video. Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun si movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki

  27. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

    28. A piece of Roman Urdu advice to think before falling in love — and if that doesn't land, just watch the film Tere Naam. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi […]

  28. Funny quotes by Pakistani film actress Meera

    29. Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]

  29. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    30. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  30. I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

    31. ><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.

  31. ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

    32. Punjabi SMS about the side effects of falling in love — you end up counting stars all night instead of sleeping. ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, mehboob aave ya na aave par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

  32. Saying Goodbye to my love

    33. Saying Goodbye So Soft The Brief Touch Of Your Lips On My Cheek. Was I Almost Intruding? "Look After Yourself " Should Have Been "I Love You!" Then The Jumbo Flew Over My Head And I Shouted My Love Above The Roar And Thundering Thrust . . . As If You'd Hear. Through The Clouds […]

  33. Saray he kam oltay hotay hain

    34. A funny Roman Urdu miss you teasing someone for holding their phone upside down — then suggesting maybe that's just their face. Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l […]