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1. Kiss is like a stamp

Specially dedicated to boys: A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn't go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai

2. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........

A dare SMS: if you want to impress the world, stand upside down on an elephant, flip the photo, and show everyone. Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........ hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa

3. I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.

4. Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Friendship vow SMS: our bond will never break — but honestly, your photo negative looks better than you do. Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

5. TO D WORLD

One of the truest things about love in just two lines. Send to anyone you want to feel seen and genuinely special. To the world you may be just 1 person But, to 1 person, you are the WORLD.

6. This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

7. If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers

If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers, If a hug was a second Id send you hours, If happiness was sand Id send you the sea, If love was a person Id send you me.

8. How good I play the guitar ???

boy: how do i play the guitar???? girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :| boy: am i so good??? :D :O girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

9. Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

10. My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me? Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky.. . . . . . . She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

11. I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

txt msg: hello ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb txt msg: may i vibrate u? ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u txt msg: ur madam's lover boy

12. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

13. Sweetest gift of the world

I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me saying, Get out of the post box.

14. We will depart on a journey free of cost

1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost Don't worry about seat reservation,its confirmed & Flight is always on time Our good deeds will be our luggage Islam will be our passport Kalma will be our Visa & Grave will be our waiting lounge, May you travel 2 heaven in 1st […]

15. I think of you and miss you all the time

When I Open My Eyes To See The Sun Rise I Think Of You. When I Hear A Robin Sing On The First Day Of Spring I Think Of You. When I See A Red Rose On The Bush Where It Grows I Think Of You. When I Feel The Summer Heat On The Sand […]

16. Stop using caller tune / songs

In the holy month of Ramadan, Stop using caller tune / songs Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230 Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666 Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

17. 7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, Noble and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

Lohri is the Punjabis' cultural celebration on the eve of winter solstice celebrated on the 13th day of January.People gather round the bonfires, throw sweets, puffed rice and popcorn into the flames, sing popular songs and exchange greetings. Exchanging greetings via mobile text messages has also became popular and peoples uses following phrases to locate […]

19. if kisses were rain id send u showers,

if kisses were rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hours, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

20. U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged

U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged With Lots Of Works. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day. Atleast For 1 min Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's Is Waiting 4Ur SMS. Missing u

21. There are only 2 options left

My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦ ICU Or U C Me.

22. Made in Pakistan

A chain joke about a car improved by every country — with a Pakistani ending. Americans make a car & 2 get some touch ups They snd it 2 Japan & they add a faster engine Thn Japan sent it 2 UK Who then added tinted windows Who thn sent d car to China. They […]

23. Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?

A philosophical SMS about what you came into the world with and what you'll leave with — ending in a dig about saving money to install CNG in your phone. Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . […]

24. A thousand things in between us.

Send to someone far away when life keeps getting in the way. Low battery, no signal, heavy work — you think of them anyway. A thousand things in between us.. Low Battery, Busy Network, No Coverage, No Time, Heavy Work. But still, when the Mobile Beeps, I think of U..

25. The worst feeling in the world

Short and sharp. Send when you need someone to know how badly you were hurt — used and lied to, no drama needed. The worst feeling in the world is knowing that You've been used and lied to...!

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Birthday Text / Birthday sms is the easiest way to tell your friend or family that you remember them. A happy birthday sms (which is sent on time, as soon at the clock strikes 12) is a signal to be alerted and ready to receive tons of birthday sms messages, birthday compliments, birthday wishes sms. […]

28. Propose Day Pickup Line

Boy: Would You Mind Sharing Your Address With Me Girl: Why Boy: Because That Is Where I would take my marriage vows one day

29. Make 2 persons happy in a day

WORDS 4 LIFE TIME.... "Try to make atleast two persons happy in a day.... But Make sure that one of them is YOURSELF. . . :-)

World Environment Day (WED) is a day for awareness of the environment and enhances political attention and public action. It is on 5 June 2020. Peoples search & shares World Environment Day SMS, World Environment Day Slogans, World Environment Day Themes, world environment day 2020 slogan, world environment day 2020 themes, , and world environment […]

31. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

32. Non-vegetarian statement

By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life"

33. Who Knows The Song In Ur Heart

A Friend Is Someone Who Knows The Song In Ur Heart And Can Sing It Back To You, When U Have Forgotten The Words..!!