I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP

I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?

I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?

I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?

TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

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    2. Specially dedicated to boys: A kiss is like a stamp, Once u stamp a gal, she wouldn't go anywhere else Guys r like stamp paper, jitne bhi lagao kum hai

  2. I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship

    3. ><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.

  3. If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers

    4. If a kiss was a raindrop Id send you showers, If a hug was a second Id send you hours, If happiness was sand Id send you the sea, If love was a person Id send you me.

  4. This was a missed call

    5. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

  5. Stop using caller tune / songs

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  6. Could u fax me ur photo

    7. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

  7. if kisses were rain id send u showers,

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  8. Sweetest gift of the world

    9. I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. But the postman shouted at me saying, Get out of the post box.

  9. I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

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    12. Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it's looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. […]

  12. How good I play the guitar ???

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  14. Made in Pakistan

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  15. I think of you and miss you all the time

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  17. Man on right & women on left

    18. Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A: Coz as per balance sheet,Liabilities r on d Left Side & Assets on d Right!

  18. 7 Angels came 2 Me

    19. 7 Angels came 2 Me & asked 4 the most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, Noble and Well Groomed Person. So I gave Them Your Address . . . . .. Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

  19. We will depart on a journey free of cost

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    21. My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦ ICU Or U C Me.

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  23. When u get this SMS..

    24. When u get this SMS, Send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

  24. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    25. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  25. U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged

    26. U May Be Busy, U May Be Engaged With Lots Of Works. Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day. Atleast For 1 min Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur 's Is Waiting 4Ur SMS. Missing u

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  29. Happy New Year Baby!

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  30. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

    31. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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